Living In Loserville

I haven't got much rhythm but I sure have got the blues
I don't have a way with women but that's long since been old news
I've gone without for so long money means nothing to me
This town is lonely but it's home and I'm happy in Loserville

When I was born I think a black cloud fell in love with me
'cause everytime I speak a word someone will disagree
As I grew up I had only a friend inside my mind
And my life's lonely but I'm home and I'm happy in Loserville

So I switch on the radio and slowly turn the dial
And listen for a friendly voice or song to make me smile
And pretty soon the tunes sound like a soothing lullaby
Forget I'm left here on the shelf and I just sing to myself

There's nowhere else I'd rather go or place I'd rather be
As long as I've got beer and the entry fee is free
There's nobody to worry for so I'll have another drink
I know I'm lonely but I'm home and I'm happy in Loserville
There's nowhere else I'd rather be and I'm happy in Loserville